| The Tweet | The Tweeter |
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| 'Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate' | |
| 'Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I'm not sure you see how upsetting this is.' | |
| '@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!' | |
| 'Sesame Street will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.' | |
| '3-D is a distracting, annoying, anti-realistic, juvenile abomination to use as an excuse for higher prices.' | |
| 'At any moment, Justin Bieber uses 3% of our infrastructure. Racks of servers are dedicated to him. - A guy who works at Twitter' | |
| 'Wanna tell me I'm too wide for the sky? Totally cool. But fair warning, folks: IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, YOU MAY BE EJECTED FROM @SOUTHWESTAIR.' | |
| 'I'm sorry Taylor.' | |
| 'Cramps are getting a bit more persistent.' | |
| 'The only 'bookings' that I'm familiar with are Disney films, never thought that I'd be 'booking' into jail ... Eeeks' | |
Chat Acronyms (Common) 
Seven Dirty Words 
3 Letter Body Parts
