Go ahead, insult me like you always do.

Everyone has a cute butt; I have a cute butt.

Could you be a bigger ass right now?

The second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.

It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

Can't believe Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman!

Look, I've seen your type before. You're that girl that convinced herself she wanted to lose her virginity at a frat party while another guy was asleep in the room.

I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.

You will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.

I don't dislike you, I nothing you.

Come on, what's the worst that could happen?

The doc here has been telling me that you have some great stories. I wouldn't mind hearing one sometime.

Hmm... it looks benign.

I heard you're telling everyone I violated you

Mr. Bragen, it is so great to see you back in the hospital.

Shower shorts, newbie?

Where my hoes at?

Do you remember when communications with Zordon went down and the Megazord was destroyed?

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't schedule love.

Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?

Why don't you try some of my world famous deviled eggs?

You know doctor, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.