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This dude gets his wife kidnapped so he hires these, these...guys to do it, man. And one of 'em is...hey that's Donny! Look out, Donny, he's gonna put you in a wood chipper! | |
This alien, thing, lands on Earth, man. And he really wants to buy a home phone or somethin' man. He really tied the room together. | |
Well, man. There was the thing on the guys face, and...you know, it jumped out of his stomach! | |
Some dude has a dream but it's, like, three dreams. You know? I didn't get it, but that's just my opinion, man. | |
In the future, none of the chicks in the world can get knocked up. But then...uh, uh, this girl gets knocked up! And she has a baby, and...I guess that's it. | |
This kid gets a sword made out of, like, light. And he and this dude and his sister and this dog...thing, try to kill this guy named Garth. Or Darth. Whatever. | |
These two midgets are like gay for each other, but not really. And they have this ring, and then they get saved by the eagles, man. I hate the f****n' eagles,man. | |
| Synopsis | Movie |
This dude is like a tard or something, and he really likes chocolate. I don't know, man, but he's like a human...paraquat! | |
This...nun, lady, has to take care of like ten kids. What a bummer! And then, the kids like to sing, and they suck so much that they, uh...get kidnapped by like...nihilists! | |
Uhh, there are two guys. The two dudes both like dudes and, you know, they're on a..a..a mountain. | |
So, there's this boat. And it like a really big boat. And then, it...it...like sinks, man. | |
Some old guy really likes, well, balloons. So he and this Chinaman get the house to fly. And there's a dog that can...uh, talk. | |
There's these guys and one of 'em is a lion. There's this...girl, man, and she's got this dog, and a scarecrow and a dude made out of metal. Then they get gifts from, Dr. Oz. | |
I hate this f****n' movie. It just these twelve dudes talking for like...two hours, man! | |
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