| Quote | Muppet | Character played by Muppet |
|---|
| ''To introduce our guest star, that's what I'm here to do. So it really makes me happy to introduce to you...'' | |
| ''Would you lend me a fiver till pay day? I gotta pay my writer, the legendary 'Gags' Beasley'' | |
| ''Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, orn desh, dee born desh, de ummn, børk børk børk'' | |
| ''Well he couldn't have gone far, he was under the sheet a second ago'' | |
| ''Think of the safety. Think of the sense of well-being. At last, your family can be protected from the heartbreak of gorilla invasion'' | |
| ''How would you like a pork chop? Hi-yah!'' | |
| ''If you are like me, and you certainly must be, you are appalled and shocked at the weird, unnatural things going on tonight.'' | |
| ''One, two, three, dip!'' | |
| ''Why' do we watch it?'' | |
| ''I shall now eat a rubber tire to the music of The Flight of the Bumblebee...music, maestro'' | |
| ''That was me, clown! And I was hanging up the wardrobe'' | |
| ''Why do 'you' watch it?'' | |
| | Quote | Muppet | Character played by Muppet |
|---|
| ''I'll go fer coffee, I'll go fer sandwiches, I'll go for anything you need'' | |
| ''Here is a Muppet News Flash.......There is no news tonight'' | |
| ''Meemeeemeeemeeeemeeee'' | |
| ''If I didn't know I was a genius, I wouldn't listen to the trash I write'' | |
| ''Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.'' | |
| ''Nice lady not want [name] to hold cue cards? | |
| ''Well, you gotta have sole. And if you can't get sole, use halibut'' | |
| ''Did you shave this morning'?'' | |
| ''[name]! [name]! I had a dream and it was so real! I... what does it mean when you dream people are walking on your head?'' | |
| ''Huh. They ought to send it back to the minors'' | |
| '' I mean, you know, [name], sometimes I don't know what space you are coming from'' | |
| ''And now...ridding the world of evil, here comes Bear on Patrol'' | |
| ''And now it's time for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of an orthopedic surgeon who's gone to the dogs'' | |
| ''And now Pigs in Space. Starring the ever handsome Link Hogthrob, the illustrious first mate Miss Piggy, and the scientist Dr Jullius Strangepork. Our story begins when...'' | |
| ''Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs'' | |
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