| Quote or Episode | Actor/Actress | Character |
| 'I want my quarter back!' Hank's Got the Willies | |
| Hank's Got the Willies | |
| Peggy the Boggle Champ | |
| Plastic White Female [& others] | |
| How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying [& others] | |
| How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying | |
| Hilloween | |
| The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg | |
| The Son That Got Away [& others] | |
| The Company Man | |
| I Remember Mono | |
| Traffic Jam | |
| Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga | |
| Peggy's Turtle Song | |
| Pregnant Paws | |
| Peggy's Pageant Fever | |
| Peggy's Pageant Fever | |
| Three Coaches and a Bobby | |
| The Wedding of Bobby Hill | |
| Escape from Party Island | |
| Escape from Party Island | |
| Escape from Party Island | |
| Revenge of the Lutefisk | |
| A Beer Can Named Desire | |
| A Beer Can NAmed Desire | |
| A Beer Can Named Desire | |
| Not in My Back Hoe | |
| Old Glory | |
| Rodeo Days [& others] | |
| Hanky Panky: Part 1 [& others] | |
| Movin' on Up | |
| Movin' on Up | |
| Movin' on Up | |
| Bill of Sales | |
| | Quote or Episode | Actor/Actress | Character |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy's Fan Fair | |
| Peggy Makes the Big Leagues | |
| Peggy Makes the Big Leagues | |
| Peggy Makes the Big Leagues | |
| 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas | |
| Yankee Hankee [& others] | |
| Hank and the Great Glass Elevator | |
| Ho, Yeah! | |
| Ho, Yeah! | |
| The Exterminator | |
| Luanne Virgin 2.0 | |
| Luanne Virgin 2.0 | |
| It's Not Easy Being Green | |
| Hank's Back Story | |
| Kidney Boy and Hampster Girl | |
| Soldier of Misfortune | |
| Lupe's Revenge | |
| Joust Like a Woman | |
| Joust Like a Woman | |
| The Bluegrass Is Always Greener | |
| The Bluegrass Is Always Greener | |
| The Substitute Spanish Prisoner | |
| Beer and Loathing | |
| Dang Ol' Love | |
| Get Your Freak Off | |
| | Quote or Episode | Actor/Actress | Character |
| Get Your Freak Off | |
| The Fat and the Furious | |
| The Fat and theFurious | |
| Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do | |
| Full Metal Dust Jacket | |
| Pigmalion | |
| Megalo Dale | |
| Boxing Luanne | |
| Queasy Rider | |
| Racist Dawg | |
| Night and Deity | |
| 'Excellent, my young apprentice, you will learn that white wizard cone yet.' Witches of East Arlen | |
| Patch Boomhauer | |
| Reborn to Be Wild | |
| Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane | |
| That's What She Said | |
| My Hair Lady | |
| Phish and Wildlife | |
| Phish and Wildlife | |
| Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon | |
| Stressed for Success | |
| Hank's Back | |
| The Redneck on Rainey Street [& others] | |
| Talking Shop | |
| Talking Shop | |
| A Rover Runs Through It | |
| The Petriot Act | |
| Care-Takin' Care of Business | |
| Arlen City Bomber | |
| Business Is Picking Up | |
| Serpunt | |
| The Accidental Terrorist | |
| Straight as an Arrow | |
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