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| 'Oh, you mean he'd hide things for you to find?' 'Kinda. He'd tie me to a tree and then run away.' | |
| 'Stirke quickly and true, Angel. Then we can eat.' | |
| 'Pretty powerful position for a young woman.' 'How exactly can you be sure I'm either of those things?' | |
| 'Almost time to wake up, xxxx. And take your first look at the world.' | |
| 'Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer 'justice demon'. Okay?' | |
| 'You're preaching to the horse's mouth.' | |
| 'Our rats are low...' | |
| 'All I know is, you use the word 'dick' again and we're gonna have a problem.' | |
| 'I don't stand for that kind of malarkeyin my house!' | |
| 'Why not just try all 32 flavors? Worst thing that happens is you go brunette.' | |
| 'You took him from me. You stole him away. You gave him a soul.' | |
| 'If we keep focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!' | |
| 'You better pray I don't look that word up.' | |
| 'Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no ckaes today.' | |
| 'No, it just talked to me. What, it does a heel thing, too?' | |
| 'That was wrong of me. Very wrong.' 'He's reading!' | |
| 'It's true. He had trouble performing.' | |
| 'Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected.' | |
| 'I'm the dip.' | |
| 'Is that an issue? Is-is my life in peril, boss? King?' | |
| 'Prophecy, Annointed One, yada, yada, yada... | |
| 'Are you ready to finish this, b*tch?' | |
| 'It's the devil.' 'My hair?!' | |
| 'Why would Faith kill a personwho studies Vulcans?' | |
| | Quote | Character | Show |
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| 'We're thirsty.' | |
| 'And yet my eyes refuse to look away. Stupid eyes' | |
| 'You...All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?' | |
| 'Dat's my favorite shirt..Dat's me only shirt!' | |
| 'My first nun. Now that's a great story.' | |
| 'Ooh! Hello, salty goodness.' | |
| 'Well, that was a slap and a tickle.' | |
| 'And what am I supposed to do? Sit home and knit?' 'I could use a sweater.' | |
| 'This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?' | |
| 'Okay, throw me away.' | |
| 'If you don't tell me right now, I am gonna have your skin peeled off and stapled back on inside out.' | |
| 'Pretty crystals. Oh, look. They're everywhere.' | |
| 'Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?' | |
| 'The hateful always have one or two wretched tricks to play.' | |
| 'You know one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out...There could be oil of some kind involved.' | |
| 'Buffy, please...It takes more than a week to bleach bones.' | |
| 'The whole school. By a giant snake thing. Okay, still adjusting.' | |
| 'Those who care for nothing, will never understand those who do.' | |
| 'How are your laundry-folding skills?' | |
| 'I've been unreasonable...beacuse I've lost all reason.' | |
| 'I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.' | |
| 'Maybe I'll try to look up that doll Cassandra when I get there. Fella like me could show a girl like that a real good time.' | |
| 'Is there anything better than a natural disaster? The panic, the people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine.' | |
| 'Money. It cures everything but boredom.' | |
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| 'See, that's why we don't point weapons in the kitchen.' | |
| 'I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place.' | |
| 'You are the best boyfriend ever. Pancake kiss!' | |
| 'This bitch is, you have a soul now.' | |
| 'They must think it's all makeup like the Blue Man Group. You don't think the Blue Man Group...' | |
| 'I'm not leaving this room. I mean it. Not moving a muscle.' | |
| 'Why is the devil sleepy?' | |
| 'You don't think she's a little peculiar?' | |
| 'Can I be Anne?' | |
| 'Couldn't we just lock her in a box?' 'I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong.' 'We could do a spell. Some kind of mind control.' 'Oh, she'd figure it out. She's pretty sm | |
| 'Your shirt...' | |
| 'Slayer? A thrash band. Anvil-Heavy guitar rock with delusions of Black Sabbath.' | |
| 'Geez! Where were you when they taught stealth in super-powers school?' | |
| 'Von, two, three - Three victims. Mwa ha ha.' | |
| 'I wonder if asking Ms. Chase to dance would...' | |
| 'Well, that was a bloddy doddle and a piece o' piss.' | |
| 'It was rude. We should go kill it.' | |
| 'It's noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe 'Gladiator' crap.' | |
| 'Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice?' | |
| 'And look how it brings out my breasts!' | |
| 'A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.' | |
| 'No more Starbucks for the wannabes, man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.' | |
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Movie Quotes III 
Cartoon Voices 
TV Moms
