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| 'No. This is different. Our love was eternal, literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?' | |
| 'We can't stop just 'cause something else is trying to kill you, too.' | |
| 'Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.' | |
| 'Oh. Yes. I am a lesbian.' | |
| 'Well, nearly drowning me and leaving me hanging in a sewer ain't exactly Emily Post either.' | |
| 'You always open both doors when you enter a room?' | |
| 'Glory. Her name is Glory. And she's your God, you little scab, not mine.' | |
| 'I think what my daughter is trying to say is, 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah'.' | |
| 'And look where free will has gotten you.' | |
| 'You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer?' | |
| 'If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.' | |
| 'I'm not a man...But clearly masculine. You get that, right?' | |
| 'Things are often confusing for you, aren't they, Lindsey? Especially, it seems, when it comes to this woman. You've allowed yourself to be ruled by these emotions.' | |
| 'I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-n-gloat that gets me every time.' | |
| 'Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?' | |
| 'Not Number Five! You didn't hurt him?' | |
| 'We all have the desire to win, whether we're human...vampire...and whatever the hell you are, my brother. You got spiny looking head things. I ain't never seen that before.' | |
| 'That wasn't vengance. It was solace.' | |
| 'Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloddy well, and if you make me miss it, i'll...' 'You'll what? Lick me to death?' | |
| 'Where are those people?' 'I ate them.' 'Cool.' | |
| 'We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?' | |
| 'I'm a swim groupie.' | |
| 'We weren't gonna let anything happen to you...Well, I mean, beyond the slavery and the severe beatings and stuff!' | |
| 'Get out of my brain!' | |
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| 'Well, I guess anything is better than sitting around in my cage all day with nothing to do but to fill my bucket.' | |
| Green is my favorite color. I look good in diamonds. And I love riding in limousines.' | |
| 'You're still a dick.' | |
| 'How long was I in the cage?' | |
| 'I-I think what my chipper friend is trying to say here Gene, is the wheel keeps turning. You-you can't stop it, sometimes things get worse, sometimes they get better.' | |
| 'It's a long and important process, and can we just skip it? C-Can you just be kissing me now?' | |
| 'You're really gonna use that Axis thing to find her aren't you? Figures. Anyone that bad at stealing stuff's gotta be doing it for love. Bummer.' | |
| 'Let's synchronize our watches. I have 21:4-...Yes, typical.' | |
| 'He's gonna crucify us.' 'They don't crucify here. It's too Christian.' | |
| 'There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss!' | |
| 'I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.' | |
| 'You don't really tink you're gonna win this, do you? You don't stand a chance. We are legion. We are forever.' | |
| 'My teeth are so...big! I am pleasant.' | |
| 'I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.' | |
| 'Who are you?' 'Let's just say, I'm a friend.' 'Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.' 'I didn't say I was yours.' | |
| 'Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.' 'I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.' | |
| 'Computers don't smell, Rupert.' | |
| 'I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away. Miniature...golf.' | |
| 'The vampire thing's kinda sexy.' | |
| 'Why they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.' | |
| 'She's so much more than that now. Beyond flesh. Beyond perfection. I loved Fred. I really did.' | |
| 'Angelus...the Latinate for 'angel'. It's marvelous!' | |
| 'I'm working on a little something aimed at Angel Investigations. If you're interested, I'd love to have you on my team.' | |
| 'I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. You know, I may have to have to make up a little document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.' | |
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| 'Summers, you drive like a spaz!' | |
| 'You're a vampire, right? How come it smells like you work for The Powers That Be?' | |
| 'I just realized something that never really occurred to me before. We're gonna win.' | |
| 'I don't hate women. I mean, sure you're all ****s who sell yourselves for money or prestige, but men are just as bad. Maybe even worse...' | |
| 'Oh! You wish to have sex!' | |
| 'Well braid my hair and call me Pollyanna.' | |
| 'Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett...beacuse, man, you're not comin' back from that!' | |
| 'I did not send the demon. I was possessed. The demon used me to eavesdrop on our conversation.' | |
| 'You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more that C-3PO and Stick-Figure Barbie backing me up, no offense.' | |
| 'You got a place to stay?' 'You offering?' 'Do I have to say it?' 'Yeah' Okay, you're coming home with me.' | |
| 'We tested her, faced her, and we survived!' | |
| 'Stop, evil hand, stop it.' | |
| 'Absolutely. You're fired.' | |
| 'Why can't you just masterbate like the rest of us?' | |
| 'Miss Rosenberg. How lovely to see you again. Have you done something with your hair?' | |
| 'This one is full of feeling. He reads.' | |
| 'That's great Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre.' | |
| 'Not that I'm knocking the nacho cheese ones. It's not the taste. It's the texture I can't deal with. So gritty. Kinda hurts my tongue.' | |
| 'And to think, we were wondering when to call the cops on a bunch of superheros!' | |
| 'All the kids here are free to call me Bob.' | |
| 'He took this girl's power away and nobody can get it back for her but her.' | |
| 'It's not a joke. It's just my name.' | |
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