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'You're a bloody puppet!'
'You hit me!' 'Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.'
'No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.' 'Stop calling me that.'
'I've made a little space for the cheese slices.'
'Good night, folks.'
'It's about power.'
'...promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but NOT to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are...'
'You're the one who sees everthing, aren't you? Well let's see what we can do about that.'
'Of course the cavemen win.'
'Whatever. The point is, I haven't broken a sweat. See, in the end, xxxxx's just the runner up. I'm the queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?'
'Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.'
'Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, transulcent ass out of this place, cause lady, the b*tch is back.'
'I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.'
'Oh but the little hands!'
'It's my boys.'
'What are you doing here? Five words or less.' 'Out. For. A. Walk...B*tch.'
'Five by five.'
'You kill me? A flunky?'
'Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.'
'Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?'
'Angel?' 'Hmm?' 'Do you snore?'
'Yeah, like those Manilow concerts. You son of a b*tch.'
'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'
'Not now, Mommy's talking.'
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'You walk alone!'
'Ready Randy?' 'Ready Joan'
'You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please.'
'I gave birth to a pterodactyl.'
'Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all.'
'Try it, Red, and you lose and arm.'
'Want beer!'
'Men like sports. I'm sure of it.'
'You know I was cool before I met y'all.'
'Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.'
'Where'd you get the police radio?' 'Police car.' 'Oh, dear!'
'You little firecracker!'
'I love you.' 'No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.'
'Nothing can defeat the penis!'
'Bored now.'
'They're gonna eat you up with a spoon because you're so scrumptious!'
'Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.'
'That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.'
'And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?'
'I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.'
'I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.'
'You make sure to tell him that.'
'Ciao.' 'Ciao.'
'Handsom man saved me from the monsters.'
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'And I think I'm kinda gay.'
'When did morning happen?' 'After the moon went down.'
'When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here.'
'Sleep my love, and peace attend thee...All Through The Night.'
'Would you like me to lie to you now?'
'I'm sorry I almost ate you.'
'She got away.' 'We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.'
'You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.'
'We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.'
'Oh, you mean an orgasm friend.'
'So, um, are you still...'Grr'?' 'Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.'
'Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.'
'Is that it. Am I done?'
'You filthy little ponce! Are you afraid of a little demon?'
'It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls.'
'We don't groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.'
'A muscle your pants?'
'I think somebody needs a hug!'
'You are strange and off-putting. Go now.'
'I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?'
'Grab your magic bone.'
'Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.'

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