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| 'I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.' | |
| 'We don't groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.' | |
| 'Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.' | |
| 'So, um, are you still...'Grr'?' 'Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.' | |
| 'Is that it. Am I done?' | |
| 'Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.' | |
| 'Five by five.' | |
| 'You're the one who sees everthing, aren't you? Well let's see what we can do about that.' | |
| 'Try it, Red, and you lose and arm.' | |
| 'Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.' | |
| 'Oh but the little hands!' | |
| 'What are you doing here? Five words or less.' 'Out. For. A. Walk...B*tch.' | |
| 'And I think I'm kinda gay.' | |
| 'Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.' | |
| 'Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.' | |
| 'Ready Randy?' 'Ready Joan' | |
| 'You're a bloody puppet!' | |
| 'Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.' | |
| 'That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.' | |
| 'I'm sorry I almost ate you.' | |
| 'We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.' | |
| 'I think somebody needs a hug!' | |
| 'You are strange and off-putting. Go now.' | |
| 'You kill me? A flunky?' | |
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| 'You make sure to tell him that.' | |
| 'Ciao.' 'Ciao.' | |
| '...promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but NOT to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are...' | |
| 'Grab your magic bone.' | |
| 'A muscle cramp...in your pants?' | |
| 'I gave birth to a pterodactyl.' | |
| 'Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?' | |
| 'You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.' | |
| 'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?' | |
| 'Where'd you get the police radio?' 'Police car.' 'Oh, dear!' | |
| 'Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, transulcent ass out of this place, cause lady, the b*tch is back.' | |
| 'It's about power.' | |
| 'No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.' 'Stop calling me that.' | |
| 'And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?' | |
| 'Bored now.' | |
| 'Want beer!' | |
| 'It's my boys.' | |
| 'Good night, folks.' | |
| 'You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please.' | |
| 'I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.' | |
| 'I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?' | |
| 'Whatever. The point is, I haven't broken a sweat. See, in the end, xxxxx's just the runner up. I'm the queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?' | |
| 'Men like sports. I'm sure of it.' | |
| 'I love you.' 'No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.' | |
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| 'Not now, Mommy's talking.' | |
| 'When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here.' | |
| 'They're gonna eat you up with a spoon because you're so scrumptious!' | |
| 'When did morning happen?' 'After the moon went down.' | |
| 'Would you like me to lie to you now?' | |
| 'Yeah, like those Manilow concerts. You son of a b*tch.' | |
| 'You filthy little ponce! Are you afraid of a little demon?' | |
| 'She got away.' 'We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.' | |
| 'Handsom man saved me from the monsters.' | |
| 'Oh, you mean an orgasm friend.' | |
| 'You little firecracker!' | |
| 'I've made a little space for the cheese slices.' | |
| 'You know I was cool before I met y'all.' | |
| 'You walk alone!' | |
| 'It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls.' | |
| 'You hit me!' 'Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.' | |
| 'Angel?' 'Hmm?' 'Do you snore?' | |
| 'Sleep my love, and peace attend thee...All Through The Night.' | |
| 'Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all.' | |
| 'Nothing can defeat the penis!' | |
| 'Of course the cavemen win.' | |
| 'I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.' | |
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