Buffy vs. Angel

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'Not now, Mommy's talking.'
'I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.'
'They're gonna eat you up with a spoon because you're so scrumptious!'
'She got away.' 'We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.'
'I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?'
'You little firecracker!'
'You make sure to tell him that.'
'We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.'
'And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?'
'Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?'
'Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.'
'You're a bloody puppet!'
'You're the one who sees everthing, aren't you? Well let's see what we can do about that.'
'Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.'
'Nothing can defeat the penis!'
'I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.'
'I love you.' 'No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.'
'I think somebody needs a hug!'
'You are strange and off-putting. Go now.'
'You filthy little ponce! Are you afraid of a little demon?'
'Where'd you get the police radio?' 'Police car.' 'Oh, dear!'
'Five by five.'
'I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.'
'Sleep my love, and peace attend thee...All Through The Night.'
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'No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.' 'Stop calling me that.'
'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'
'Men like sports. I'm sure of it.'
'Yeah, like those Manilow concerts. You son of a b*tch.'
'It's about power.'
'A muscle cramp...in your pants?'
'Whatever. The point is, I haven't broken a sweat. See, in the end, xxxxx's just the runner up. I'm the queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?'
'We don't groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.'
'What are you doing here? Five words or less.' 'Out. For. A. Walk...B*tch.'
'Bored now.'
'Ready Randy?' 'Ready Joan'
'Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.'
'Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.'
'It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls.'
'Handsom man saved me from the monsters.'
'Ciao.' 'Ciao.'
'Try it, Red, and you lose and arm.'
'And I think I'm kinda gay.'
'Good night, folks.'
'I'm sorry I almost ate you.'
'Grab your magic bone.'
'You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.'
'You walk alone!'
'Oh but the little hands!'
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'I gave birth to a pterodactyl.'
'So, um, are you still...'Grr'?' 'Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.'
'...promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but NOT to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are...'
'Is that it. Am I done?'
'I've made a little space for the cheese slices.'
'Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.'
'Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all.'
'Would you like me to lie to you now?'
'You hit me!' 'Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.'
'Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.'
'Angel?' 'Hmm?' 'Do you snore?'
'It's my boys.'
'Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, transulcent ass out of this place, cause lady, the b*tch is back.'
'When did morning happen?' 'After the moon went down.'
'Oh, you mean an orgasm friend.'
'You kill me? A flunky?'
'That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.'
'You know I was cool before I met y'all.'
'You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please.'
'Of course the cavemen win.'
'When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here.'
'Want beer!'

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