| Quote | Character | Actor/Actress |
|---|
| 'Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when my Hell is on earth?' | |
| 'The fun part is the process of, of getting to know a girl.' | |
| 'I call it Mr. Pointy.' | |
| 'All the time you used to talk to me about witchcraft and darkness and the like--I just thought you were being pretentious.' | |
| 'Besides, Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla. How tough is he?' | |
| 'I would love to get some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.' | |
| 'That waitress downtown wished her husband was a frog. You made him French.' | |
| 'You have a father's love for the child, and that is useless to the cause.' | |
| 'That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.' | |
| 'They don't know what it's like to be as alive as we are.' | |
| 'We're a bunch of 15-year-olds in a demon bar. How much blending in did you think we were gonna do?' | |
| 'It won't be me. I mean, not now. I mean, I'm too young.' | |
| 'I think our boys are going to fight.' | |
| 'This one is full of feelings. He reads.' | |
| 'A demon, technically. I mean, I'm not a bad guy. Not all demons are dedicated to the destruction of all life.' | |
| | Quote | Character | Actor/Actress |
|---|
| 'Buffy? Girl, how ya been?' | |
| Godess Hecate, work thy will...' | |
| 'Say. Look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty.' | |
| 'It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.' | |
| 'And I'd love to see my cousins grow up and see how they turn out...I think they're gonna be fat.' | |
| 'But you know you just gotta stand up and salute that death rate.' | |
| 'She won't give up until she's killed me to death!' | |
| 'Yeah, she saved my life a bunch of times. Plus, she's hot.' | |
| 'Relax. Enjoy the night. We're still a couple of sorcerers. The night is still our time.' | |
| 'I'm a princess.' | |
| 'The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little.' | |
| 'I'm sorry, I didn't catch that last part on account of her neck snappin' and all.' | |
| 'Look at me! This is nothing! Stay awake! This is nothing!' | |
| 'You mean Her Devine Failure, don't you?' | |
| 'So full of dark juice. Only now, you're ripe.' | |
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