| Line | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Hello?' 2nd line: 'Mr. Miller sent me here.' | |
| 'Rupert, is this Blue cheese or is it just cheese that's gone blue?' | |
| 'Mom!' | |
| 'Are we going to The Bronze tonight?' | |
| 'Oh, really?' 2nd line: 'Uh, which part?' | |
| 'Look at all the people. Are these nice people?' | |
| 'Can I help you?' 2nd line: 'Miss Summers?' | |
| 'Ante up.' | |
| 'Spike? Oh, Spike!' | |
| 'I'm up, Mom!' | |
| 'Harris!' 2nd line: 'You and Buffy, you're just friends, right?' | |
| 'This is a slayer?' | |
| 'Who are you? Wha, um, uh, is there something wrong?' 2nd line: 'I'm not allow... You'll have to come back later.' | |
| 'Hey!' 2nd line: 'It's okay, I got it. You're, uh, Buffy, right?' | |
| 'So. We think school events are stupid, and we think authority figures are to be made fun of.' | |
| 'It's not like she could've stopped it. I mean the super vamp messed her up pretty good.' | |
| 'Diet soda. Medium.' | |
| 'I believe these two are next.' | |
| 'You're her!' 2nd line: 'You know, I thought, uh--they told me I'd be safe here.' | |
| 'Please, let me.' 2nd line: 'Magnificent. Yes, I know. There. My. Meet the hidden princess.' | |
| 'You mom's gonna be just fine.' 2nd line: 'Lent you his stethoscope. Buffy, right?' | |
| 'Ah, heh. Is there a problem, ma'am?' 2nd line: 'I know what you're thinking. Don't worry.' | |
| ''Scuse me, comin' through, pardon me, 'scuse me, woah!' | |
| 'You were there? Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.' | |
| 'I'm okay. It's ok. Well, that was bracing.' | |
| 'Well, maybe we could uh...' | |
| 'Hi! I'm [name].' | |
| 'Your hands feel kinda... rough. Aren't you with Xander?' | |
| | Line | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Do not ask again.' 2nd line: 'Your powers were a gift of the lower beings. You have proved unworthy of them.' | |
| [never had a line] | |
| 'Ok. This is Psych 105, 'Introduction to Psychology', I'm [name].' | |
| 'How much longer, Hobson?' 2nd line: 'Once you finish, you and Blair can get some rest. But sleep in shifts.' | |
| 'Is this for me?' 2nd line: 'You've tasted it.' | |
| 'Are you sure this is a good idea?' | |
| 'Oh. Leave me alone.' 2nd line: 'You and I? I'm going to ask you a very personal question and I demand an honest answer.' | |
| 'Hey, I'm challenged.' 2nd line: 'What are you talking about?' | |
| 'Nice place. Bit of a mess.' | |
| 'We can do that.' | |
| 'No lie, she still looked like a big bruise when I got here, and that was already like, the day after.' | |
| 'There you are! I have been looking all over for you.' | |
| 'Maybe she's canadian.' | |
| 'Trouble sleeping?' 2nd line: 'I'm always here.' | |
| 'I tink it is funny now.' | |
| 'Shh! Molly, Mr. Giles doesn't need us prattling on.' | |
| 'What's goin' on?' 2nd line: 'Was someone hurt? What is it?' | |
| 'Of what?' 2nd line: 'She's a wonderland tour.' | |
| 'Nice bag. Prada?' | |
| 'Scan it, Rupert. That's scan it.' | |
| 'We gotta go, she's gonna see me.' | |
| 'I'm not bothered, Allan.' | |
| 'Tough to let 'em go, huh?' | |
| 'Women. Young, nubile, exciting. Each one a mysetery, waiting to be unlocked.' | |
| 'Buffy?' | |
| 'Mommy.' | |
| 'Of course, training procedures have been updated quite a bit since your day.' | |
| [also never had a line] | |
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