| Quote | Episode name |
| 'Did I do something to displease you?' - Drusilla | |
| '...lady, the bitch is back.' - Cordelia | |
| 'Besides, my Wesley made sure I'd be spared, just in case.' - Lilah | |
| 'Is that it? Am I done?' - Doyle | |
| 'You're my friend. I know. I'm not stupid.' - Angel | |
| 'It'll wash.' - Anne | |
| 'I am totally drunk-faced.' - Fred | |
| 'If Angel hadn't gotten me out of the way, you'd all be laughing in the morgue right now.' - Fred | |
| She gives no care about words. Word magic!' - Demon | |
| Whoever heard of a vampire out to make a buck, right?' - Harlan | |
| 'If you kill him, I'm gonna lose you.' - Gunn | |
| 'Watch his tentacles!' - Angel | |
| 'Actually, that's *uncle* filthy deamon to you,' - Lorne | |
| | Quote | Episode name |
| 'Here's a drink, but it's very far away.' - Spike | |
| 'Why is the devil sleepy?' - Fred | |
| 'God, I love food.' - Angel | |
| 'You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.' - Connor | |
| 'Green is my favorite color. I look good in diamonds. And I love riding in limousines.' - Lilah | |
| 'You really think you'd be able to get your booty out the front door?' - Gunn | |
| 'My teeth are so big! I...am pleasant.' - Cordelia | |
| 'These guys are tight, and I am trippin' out!' - Gunn | |
| 'Should you continue to harass our client, we will be forced to bring you into the light of day.' - Lindsey | |
| 'That was a signal, OK? Is that clear enough for you?' - Fred | |
| 'Speaking of saliva, where is Cordelia?' - Wesley | |
| 'It's Mountain Dew.' - Spike | |
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