| Quotation | TV Show |
| 'Why would he want his blue blazer black?' | |
| 'Look! A new dart!' | |
| 'Get those pennies away from me.' | |
| 'Smell ya later!' 'Smell ya later?' | |
| 'You're drunk, gimme your keys.' | |
| 'You cut me off mid-funk!' | |
| 'You've got Angel breath' | |
| 'Hockey stick! Rattle snake! Monkey! Monkey! Underpants!' | |
| 'I didn't say thay couldn't, I said you shouldn't!' | |
| 'I'm Marty Stouffer...' | |
| | Quotation | TV Show |
| 'I'm listening.' | |
| 'Boy, these pretzles are making me thirsty.' | |
| 'There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...' | |
| 'One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve.' | |
| 'I broke the dam.' | |
| 'The truth will save you.' | |
| 'In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.' | |
| 'Oh my God! I'm gorgeous!' | |
| 'That's my story and I'm sticking to it.' | |
| 'I want to go to there.' | |
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