| Beginning | | # of Words |
| You make fun | |
| Attempting to | |
| Or do you really | |
| Where people | |
| Bohemia, Bohemia's | |
| This is | |
| Dearly beloved | |
| Here she lies, | |
| The late great | |
| On these nights | |
| In that | |
| We raise our glass | |
| To | |
| Playing | |
| The need to | |
| To going | |
| Going | |
| To loving | |
| To more | |
| To starving | |
| Hating | |
| Not to mention | |
| To riding | |
| To fruits | |
| To choice | |
| To any | |
| To being an us | |
| Hey mister | |
| So that's five | |
| Four | |
| Three | |
| Two | |
| And one | |
| Ew. | |
| If you | |
| And thirteen | |
| Is that it here? | |
| To hand-crafted | |
| | Beginning | | # of Words |
| To yoga, | |
| To leather, | |
| To huevos rancheros | |
| Emotion, | |
| Creation, | |
| Mucho | |
| Compassion, | |
| To Sontag | |
| To | |
| Ginsberg, | |
| Lenny Bruce | |
| To | |
| To Uta | |
| Why Dorothy and Toto | |
| Sisters? | |
| Brothers! | |
| Carcinogens, | |
| German wine, | |
| Antoniotti, | |
| To apathy, | |
| Vaclav Havel | |
| To no shame | |
| To | |
| To sodomy, | |
| Waiter | |
| In honor of the death of Bohemia | |
| Maureen Johnson, just back from her | |
| Will perform | |
| While accompanying herself | |
| And Mark Cohen will preview | |
| And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, | |
| And Roger will attempt | |
| That doesn't | |
| Angel Dumott Schunard will | |
| While accompanying herself | |
| And Collins will | |
| Including the tale | |
| As it broadcasts the words: | |
| | Beginning | | # of Words |
| Excuse me, | |
| I get invited | |
| I've been trying | |
| No one's perfect | |
| Life's too short | |
| I'm looking for baggage | |
| I should tell you | |
| I should tell you | |
| Wine and beer! | |
| You? | |
| You? | |
| Are we packed? | |
| Pookie? | |
| They've padlocked your building | |
| Benny | |
| They don't know | |
| But no one's leaving | |
| To dance | |
| Masochism | |
| Muscle spasms, | |
| Film | |
| Boring locations, | |
| Money, | |
| Music | |
| Rhythm, | |
| Anarchy | |
| Forcing changes, | |
| To faggots, | |
| To me | |
| To you, | |
| To people | |
| Let he among us without sin | |
| Anyone out of the mainstream | |
| Anyone alive with a sex drive | |
| The opposite of war | |
| Viva | |
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