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| You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? 'Mad Fist' went mad, and 'The Gun,' shot himself. | |
| Wanna know how I got these scars? | |
| You know the best part? It isn't knowing that your friends have your back. It's knowing that you have your friends' back | |
| SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM! | |
| And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like: 'I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers' | |
| This is the kid, calls me 59 days in a row, wants to be a player | |
| Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew | |
| A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish | |
| Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them | |
| Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract | |
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| Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting ****ed I want to make sure my face looks pretty | |
| You're acting like a first year ****ing thief! I'm acting like a professional! | |
| I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay | |
| Like I said Clyde, it's a decision you'll have to live with for the rest of your life. Which I figure right now is about 25 more seconds | |
| Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia | |
| Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic | |
| If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces! | |
| What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery! | |
| Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lenno | |
| In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women | |
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