Monty Python Sketches

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'Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...'
'It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible
'Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean?'
'It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.'
'Mr. E.V. Lambert of 'Homeleigh', The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out...Yes it was the middle one
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a chap from pommie land... who'll be joining us this year here in the Philosophy Department of the University of Woolamaloo.'
'My hovercraft is full of eels.'
'Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except is as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman.'
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'When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!'
'And there's, there's Simon now in the sports car, he's reversed into the old woman, he's caught her absolutely beautifully. Now he's going to accelerate forward there to wake up t
'I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Mama.'
'Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!'
Mountaineer? Where the devil are they, mound, mount... mountain... a mountaineer: 'two men skilled in climbing mountains'. Jolly good, well you're in. Congratulations, both of you.
'Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!'
'What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam.'
'No, no, don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.'

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