| Line | Character | Episode |
| Oh-ho, scared! | |
| See you later! | |
| Who are you? | |
| Legs! I've still got legs!! | |
| Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to announce: we've just measured the ghost energy at five thousand gigawatts. Give yourselves a round of applause. | |
| Will it be me, Uncle? | |
| Tricky situation, Doctor. Potentially very dangerous. I think I'm going to need you. | |
| The clock is broken. He's coming. | |
| Oh, I'd love to -- thank you! And it's got to be said, the transformation you've brought about is amazing. I mean, maybe you're working the children a little bit too hard now | |
| What's what on the ceiling? | |
| I've been phoning your mobile, you could've been dead! It's on the news and everything! I can't believe that your shop went up! | |
| Hello Sweetie. | |
| I, (character name), take you, Jacqueline Suzanne... Suzette... Anita... | |
| Supreme Dalek. Is there news? | |
| Hello dad! | |
| Come on! Come on! One painting for one drink. That's not a bad deal. | |
| Oh, now, don't stare. I know, I know it's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! Look how thin I am. | |
| There’s movement on the surface. Another human hunt. God help him. | |
| Thief! Thief! You're my thief! | |
| | Line | Character | Episode |
| Yes, Doctor Ramsden. | |
| The President is 10 points down. I want him replaced. | |
| Excuse me! (character name). MP for Flydale North. | |
| Location: Earth. Life forms detected. Exterminate! | |
| Well, that took a while. Honestly, I'd heard such good things. Last of the Time Lords, the Oncoming Storm. Him in the bow tie. | |
| Oh, no. Please don’t. Thank you, Lady Eddison. Honestly, there’s no need. | |
| Honestly! It's super! | |
| Run. | |
| Hello! Okay--oo. New teeth. That's weird. | |
| Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls, and the pencils, and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you, but... honest, it is an emergency. | |
| Bye! | |
| Don't answer it. It's not for you. | |
| Excellent bottom. | |
| Shut your big fat mouths! | |
| That's what it did. It went RRROOOOAAAAAAAAARRR! And if you think that was the most exciting day of my life - wait 'til you hear the rest. | |
| Oh, good morning, Mr Smith. | |
| No, I think she's just dreaming. | |
| You're up early! What's happening? | |
| You said he was funny, you never said he was hot. | |
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