| Description | Character/Event/Thing | Episode |
| There is another Skywalker. And its a girl. Obi Wan should have known this as he was there. | |
| First they killed his grandmother, then about 20 years tried to kill Luke. | |
| So his buddy had his mind wiped, and he did not so he must have been involved all along. | |
| Darth Vader lost his legs and an arm on this planet, and it was not Vegas. | |
| Not the best father figure. First trying to shoot down his son then cuts off Luke's hand. | |
| He was such a 'caring' politician and took great interest in Anakin's career. | |
| So your telling me he has no father. So I guess no one to pay child support | |
| We thought Yoda did all the training of Obi - Wan, but this Jedi did most of the work. | |
| So the father and the son grew up on this desert. | |
| Leia finally realizes she loves this scoundrel. We ALL knew. | |
| This planet did not turn into Dagobah as many fans theorized. | |
| Lucky for him there seems to be no domestic violence laws in the Star Wars universe, since he used the Force Choke on his wife. | |
| The mighty Empire could not beat these 'teddy bears'? | |
| Vader decided he could not allow his son to get bar-b-qued the way the this Jedi did. | |
| They are clones. Well that was their origin. | |