| Brief description | Character or Answer |
| Glasses, Yep, Drinks Alamo, Propane | |
| Glasses, Oh yeah, Boggle champ | |
| Affair with Redcorn, Weathergirl, Hot NILF | |
| Paranoid, Hat, Exterminator | |
| Lenore, Barber, Tank tops, Bald | |
| Hot, Spandex, Trailer park, Beauty school | |
| Does not like rednecks, in love with Ted Wassonasong | |
| Killed herself in a dumpster, assistant | |
| That boy aint right, Tom Landry Middle School resident clown, prop comic | |
| Womanizer, Adulterer, Propane shop owner, Propane Hall of Fame | |
| Died at the MegaLo Mart; came back as an angel | |
| Always complaining about the white man, affair with Nancy | |
| Wife of redneck hater, became a redneck with him, father is a general | |
| Bobbys girlfriend, Aisle 7 | |
| Womanizer, Texas Ranger, Classic cars | |
| | Brief description | Character or Answer |
| Womanizer, lost his shins | |
| Candy striper, wife of Cotton | |
| Cottons second son, Good Hank | |
| Named after a first lady, pure breed | |
| Living off a lawsuit, Drives a monster truck with shiny rims | |
| Played practical jokes on cousin Hank, member of a rock band | |
| His father thinks his real father is an alien, Looks alot like redcorn, HMMMM | |
| His son thinks he is a womanizer, really a gay rodeo cowboy | |
| Head of Tom Landry Middle School, once was Bills roomate | |
| Does 'work' for conspiracy theorist, Hispanic, Modeled after Danny Trejo | |
| New pastor in town, falls in love with Lenore's ex-husband | |
| Lived at the Mega Lo Mart, Jazz composer | |
| Red head, 'Your dad got blown up', never saying more than a few words | |
| ____ from Accounting, addicted to MySpace | |
| Competitor to Strickland and Hank, First initials are what he is | |
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