| Nickname | Real Name | Years Active for the Wizards |
| The Tower Of Power | |
| Danish Dynamite | |
| El Piojo | |
| El Gato | |
| The Man So NIce They Drafted Him Twice | |
| I Am Freaking Crap | |
| Captain Kansas City | |
| Digital | |
| | Nickname | Real Name | Years Active for the Wizards |
| God | |
| Big Tiny | |
| Tiny | |
| Sneaky (Name of person) | |
| Scorin' (Name of person) | |
| Big Tones | |
| The Fastest Man In MLS | |
| Danger (first name of person) | |
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