| Quote | Character |
| And I'll make a bee hive out of you, Scarewcrow | |
| Now lookit, Dorothy, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. Think you didn't have any brains at all. | |
| And you, and you, and you were there. | |
| Now I know I've got a heart, 'cause it's breaking. | |
| It's just that she doesn't like little green worms. | |
| Help me! I'm melting, melting! | |
| Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want! | |
| Poppies, poppies will make them sleep. | |
| I can't come back, I don't know how it work! | |
| And some people go both ways. | |
| I think I'll miss you most of all. | |
| Oh, she bit her dog, eh? | |
| | Quote | Character |
| The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. | |
| Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? | |
| As ______ I must aver, I've thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead! | |
| Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. | |
| What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? | |
| For twenty three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! | |
| All I kept saying to everybody was I want to go home. And they sent me home! | |
| Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you too! | |
| When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle. And yet I'm torn apart. | |
| Well, ring around the rosy, a pocket full of spears | |
| Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phil...er -- er -- phil -- er, yes...good-deed-doers | |
| But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? | |
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