I am not obsessed with asses

Boy, you seem to really like Oscar.

I don't like talking to...

They don't deserve candy and I don't deserve this

We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.

Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather! Jeff: You don't have a stepfather.

Larry: What are you doing there? Plumber: A little plumbing. Larry: A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths!

Cheryl: I usually play the 'G' version (of telephone). It's usually something like, 'Susie lives down the lane.' Larry: The kid didn't say 'Susie lives down the lane,'

Cheryl: Hi, Wandering Bear. Wandering Bear: Hello.

Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J.

I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing.

It's 'mazel tov'. It means good luck.

I hope I can do this. She's fierce.

Why didn't you say hello to him? You know him.

I have to go to the doctor now? That's going to be a lot of fun, 'Where'd you get the rash?'

I don't really get this fascination that people have with the ocean.

About wrestling: The whole thing's a big phoney boloney. Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real.

Sheriff's racist?

I'm glad you made a new friend. That's nice. I don't hear that very often from you.

How many rules are you gonna break? You're not suppose to have your phone on, it's always ringing.

I didn't say you touched my garlic noodles. They were your garlic noodles.

You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health.

I'm Larry David.

I don't know her last name.

Mocha Joe doesn't need people driving around for him. He needs coffee.