What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Why won't a bike stand up by itself?

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did one plate say to the other?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Where do fortune tellers dance?

Two guys walk into a bar...

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

What is big, fuzzy and green with four legs and six pockets and if it were to fall from a tree it would probably kill you?

Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It reads...