| Quote | Episode | Character Who Said It |
| Get it back! | |
| ...which does tend to take a little longer with, you know, what with the waves and all. | |
| My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. | |
| Looks like that building cut you off! Ha ha ha! See ya around! | |
| And you wanna be my latex salesman. | |
| I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. | |
| Maybe I put it out on your face! | |
| Hey, fatso! I got a 90 in biology. | |
| Cause when he questioned me about it I was sweating from the Kom Pau. | |
| I think I know my own name. | |
| He's not? Interesting. | |
| You thought you could waltz through the rest of your life and never bump into me again! | |
| You thought I'd care about your pants wooshing? | |
| Oooo, that is a wild idea. | |
| Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise. | |