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| 'You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.' | |
| 'No matter what, you're still going to come out of that room the same person. No test is gonna change that.' | |
| 'She asked me how to spell 'orange.' ' | |
| 'I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.' | |
| 'It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.' | |
| 'No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out!' | |
| 'When are you going to realize you have a daughter, with breasts, not a son!' | |
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| 'When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning.' | |
| 'All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine.' | |
| 'I wish it could be easy. Like a retro-pop song.' | |
| 'McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?' | |
| 'Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.' | |
| 'Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.' | |
| 'Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better.' | |
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