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| Hey mom! Can we get some meatloaf? | |
| Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! | |
| You're welcome Stockholm! | |
| It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! | |
| It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that**** up everyday. | |
| In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl. | |
| Damn, three times. He's hiding in his secret volcano lair. | |
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| This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons. | |
| Mike Ditka scares me! Have you ever looked into his eyes? Or at his hair? | |
| Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically. | |
| I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. | |
| Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons. | |
| Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. | |
| Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony! | |
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