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| 'Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!' | |
| 'Y-you think that's a Schwinn?' | |
| 'All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that yo | |
| 'What's in the box?' | |
| 'Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. | |
| 'My father's going to be very upset when he hears about this! And when my father gets upset, the ground SHAKES!' | |
| 'The nose plays.' | |
| 'Look at my red hands and my mean face... and I wonder 'bout that man that's gone so wrong.' | |
| 'Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. | |
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| 'I have nothing to do with your silly war.' | |
| 'Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!' | |
| 'Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.' | |
| 'Oh, I'll never leave Montana, brother.' | |
| 'I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o! ' | |
| 'Good dags. D'ya like dags?' | |
| 'This is your ****ed-up country, it's your responsibility!' | |
| 'I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.' | |
| 'Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?' | |
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