| Quote | Movie |
|---|
| 'He's the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake, either way it's bad. I don't know animals.' | |
| 'I know a really good sand guy.' | |
| 'What do you think? 'Zombie Kill of the Week'? ' | |
| 'Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.' | |
| 'Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again! ' | |
| 'If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!' | |
| 'You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.' | |
| 'Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!' | |
| 'This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.' | |
| 'Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...' | |
| 'The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.' | |
| 'Bobby O'Shea. I'm ready to get drunk.' | |
Movie Quotes V 
AFI 100 Years 100 Laughs 
Emmy - Writing (Comedy)
