A ______ walks into a bar ...

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Can you name the punchlines to these bar jokes?

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A horse walks into a bar, bartender says...
A termite walks into a bar, and says...
Two $5 bills walk into a bar, bartender says...
A man walks into a bar and says...
A bear walks into a bar and asks for, 'A beer and . . . some peanuts.' Bartender says,
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says...
A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar, bartender says
A guy with dyslexia walks into a ...
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A C#m walks into a bar, bartender says...
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, bartender says...
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much is a beer, bartender says...
A penguin walks into a bar and says, 'Have you seen my brother?' Bartender asks...
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini, bartender asks...
A pony walks into a bar and says, 'I -- cough -- need a beer -- cough.' Bartender asks, 'Are you ok?' and the pony says...
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, says 'I'll have a beer and...'

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