| Setup | Punchline |
| A horse walks into a bar, bartender says... | |
| A termite walks into a bar, and says... | |
| Two $5 bills walk into a bar, bartender says... | |
| A man walks into a bar and says... | |
| A bear walks into a bar and asks for, 'A beer and . . . some peanuts.' Bartender says, | |
| A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says... | |
| A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar, bartender says | |
| A guy with dyslexia walks into a ... | |
| | Setup | Punchline |
| A C#m walks into a bar, bartender says... | |
| A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, bartender says... | |
| A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much is a beer, bartender says... | |
| A penguin walks into a bar and says, 'Have you seen my brother?' Bartender asks... | |
| Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini, bartender asks... | |
| A pony walks into a bar and says, 'I -- cough -- need a beer -- cough.' Bartender asks, 'Are you ok?' and the pony says... | |
| A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, says 'I'll have a beer and...' | |
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