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'One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned.' | |
'Popcorn? At the cinema?' | |
'I’m not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and your left-handedness.' | |
'Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aaack!' | |
'Those ice cream saps will rue the day they ever tangled with The Best Friends Gang.' | |
'You always know you're at the right party when it feels like the Riddler is about to attack.' | |
'That's it! I quit! This racket is a fart, and you cheat! You're a cheating bitch!' | |
'I normally work long crazy hours. But I’m on leave for...normal reasons.' | |
'But there is a new thing called “Women’s Liberation” which gives women a right to choose and you have chosen to abort me.' | |
'Oh my, what an adorable little lesbian!' | |
'A drinking contest? What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?' | |
'Objects are made by men for many purposes. But we never love objects.' | |
'Better than hot pizza? That's insane.' 'You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like!' | |
| Quote | Episode |
'I don't like that dude. I don't like that dude.' | |
'Oh, no! Did a Korean person die?' | |
'Imagine Christmas wishes, shooting out of your eyes. A candy cane for of snow dreams a stocking full of smiles. It’s a Jordan Christmas!' | |
'These things happen, Liz. I had my no sex with Asians rule, but one day you walk into Sharper Image and there’s Kwan.' | |
'A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s.' | |
'We know what art is! It's paintings of horses!' | |
'Wouldn’t be a Lemon party without old Dick!' | |
'Yeah, we’re all models west of the Allegheny.' | |
'Gary's dead.' | |
'Hi. I was told I’d get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner?' | |
'Hey, Liz, how's the telescope?' 'I don't know, Kelsey, how's your mom's pill addiction?' | |
'Oh, so you’re the only person in the world who’s allowed to make sex mistakes? You had a three way with Rosanne and Tom Arnold!' 'That was two years ago!' | |
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