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| .These trousers, press a button, | |
| ‘Cause my Gran said, “Put a thimble on your finger, and it helps you, in case you slip with a needle, the needle goes up, and | |
| Hello, we’re murderers. | |
| “Oh, we’re way down in weaponry, | |
| The best thing with thimbles is to put one on each finger, and then you can | |
| Oh, the hair thieves! The hair thieves, they come in the night… Steal your hair, they do! | |
| “Buy Mr. Dog, for small, yappy-type dogs… | |
| And it’s also lucky, horseshoes are lucky! And horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the | |
| Oh, emergency joke: two men went into a pub… and | |
| Five run, one sauntered, really… one drove a small car… one windsurfed, one | |
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