| Clue | Person |
| One of the most significant assassinations in history, and all I get is a band named after me? Whatever! | |
| Everyone knows of me for cutting it off. Hello - I paint stuff too you know!!!! | |
| I can't believe the Yankees sold me to the Braves. I did everything I could to escape Boston | |
| No other chicks have got their pics on any notes. I am the best, I am the best... | |
| I really wanted to play 'Twinkle Twinkle', but those damn hippies made me play the National Anthem | |
| Sent another million packing today. The country's feeling more Aryan already | |
| So I stepped on his foot. What's he going to do, cut my head off? | |
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| OMG they embalmed me? How will my Argentinians cry for me if I look like a mummy? | |
| So Mark wants to chill with me tomorrow. He never wants to chill. There must be something special about the Ides of March | |
| Getting beatified by PJP tomorrow. If only I was around to party with the rest of the crew | |
| No one told me that when I took this job I'd end up freezing my ass off in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Should have become a pilot, not a ship captain! | |
| When I carved that swastika into my head, I didn't think it'd still be visible 40 years later! | |
| Hmm what to do today? Play with the corgies, hang out with Phil...oh and yeah, become Queen! | |
| I may have proposed mass–energy equivalence, but I think my greatest achievement was my rockin' haircut! | |
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