| Quote | Character |
|---|
| I'm sorry...I can't...don't hate me | |
| Well did you ever think maybe your vagina is too big? | |
| I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it's not a porno flick | |
| I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty. | |
| I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted! Where is he? | |
| I'll give you a hundred dollars if you say something bitchy about someone we know. | |
| I think it's too late, he just said, 'Sex is dirty.' | |
| You comic...? | |
| I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel | |
| People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything. | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| You broke my heart!!! | |
| When I look down at my nuts, correction; nut | |
| Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? | |
| Do you sing to him? | |
| F*ck me...it's huge! | |
| Abso-f*cking-lutely | |
| Oh my God she's fashion road kill! | |
| I don't want to have sex once and I want out? | |
| Don't say 'F' | |
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