| Hairy quote | Movie | Smooth Quote |
| 'You're a moustache Harry.' 'I'm a what?' | |
| 'Frankly, my moustache, I don't give a damn.' | |
| 'To moustache, and beyond!' | |
| 'May the moustache be with you.' | |
| 'Get busy living, or get busy moustache.' | |
| 'I'm going to make him a moustache he can't refuse.' | |
| 'Here's looking at you, moustache.' | |
| 'I love the smell of moustache in the morning.' | |
| 'Hakuna Moustache, what a wonderful phrase...' | |
| 'I'm moustache of the world!' | |
| | Hairy quote | Movie | Smooth Quote |
| 'There's no moustache like home.' | |
| 'I see moustache people.' | |
| 'You had me at 'moustache'.' | |
| 'Moustache will have what she's having.' | |
| 'That's why her moustache is so big, it's full of secrets.' | |
| 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the moustache room!' | |
| 'I have always depended on the kindness of moustaches.' | |
| 'Fish are friends, not moustaches.' | |
| 'A moustache. Shaken, not stirred.' | |
| 'Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your moustaches extraordinary.' | |
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