| Quote | Character |
| Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. | |
| If it's 'creepy' to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm 'cre | |
| Yeah, yeah, ah, see here's the thing, after you leave, I still have to live with him. | |
| Holy crap on a cracker! | |
| I'd rather swim buck naked across the Ganges river with a paper cut on my nipple than work with you. | |
| Come for the breasts, stay for the brains! | |
| Tell him to play outside! I'm not dressed to receive! | |
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