| who counted to infinty twice? |
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| who can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples? |
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| who uses tabasco sauce instead of visine? |
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| If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? |
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| Some kids piss their name in the snow. But who can piss his name into concrete? |
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| Who once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves? |
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| Who can slam revolving doors? |
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| Who can kill two stones with one bird? |
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| Who can strangle you with a cordless phone? |
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| Who plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins? |
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| He is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like him, who is he? |
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| He is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, who is he? |
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| He is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Who is he? |
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| he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink (Tom Cruise invented pink) |
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