| Quotation | Lecturer |
| 'Is there some question popping into your mind...? I think there is, but you’re just not saying.' | |
| 'There's a certain enjoyment to be had writing things such as 88 = -13 on a blackboard' | |
| 'My chalk will hardly change the motion of the earth' | |
| 'In case you can't visualise a cube, I've brought one with me' | |
| 'If you ride a bicycle, the wheel is a nice round thing that rolls along the ground' | |
| 'We want λv to be killed by φ here' | |
| 'The subject starts looking like organic chemistry' | |
| 'I cribbed this from Youtube...' | |
| 'Whence isn't an English word?' | |
| 'Computer Scientists draw their trees upside down: this is just a fact of life' | |
| | Quotation | Lecturer |
| 'There is an inverse element, for when you multiply two elements together and then wish you hadn’t.' | |
| 'Not just because I like looking better than the man who wrote the book.' | |
| 'And by the mean value theorem, I need a new blackboard' | |
| 'Really the best option would be to label sections in powers of 2' | |
| 'If I wrote this number out, it would cross the room and end up in the Vice-Chancellor's car park' | |
| 'I try to write this so you can all read it, but I sometimes fail. Nobody's perfect.' | |
| 'I don't want to write out all the steps, because you fall asleep, I know' | |
| 'Writing numbers with negative bases is eccentric.' | |
| 'There will be either none or infinitely zero' | |
| 'What is a circle? Everyone asks what it is... Nice and round thing.' | |
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