| Hint | Player |
| 'Queen' | |
| At least he won a ring on his own first | |
| Benedict Arnold | |
| Who's the starting PG? | |
| shameless flopper | |
| The 'half' in 'Two and a Half Men' | |
| At least w/ dreds he looked cool, now he does nothing | |
| | Hint | Player |
| Way too much forehead, too little scoring | |
| Who's the backup PG? | |
| cripple | |
| He's still in the league? | |
| Who? | |
| Birdman!!! | |
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