| Description | President |
| Number eight/For a one term shot as chief of state | |
| He liked country folk | |
| In 1913 _____/Takes us into World War One | |
| Weird little human/Serves two terms and when he’s done/It’s Eisenhower | |
| He had some slight defects/Congress each/Would impeach | |
| Stayed up to write/The Constitution late at night/So he and his wife had a great big fight/And she made him sleep on the couch all night | |
| He gets caught | |
| Young and fierce…/The man without a chin | |
| Really fat/Elected twice as a Democrat | |
| He does fine | |
| His colossal nose/Was bigger than Pinocchio’s | |
| Charged up San Juan Hill | |
| The first, you see/He once chopped down a cherry tree | |
| Who’s got the power from ’53 to ‘61 | |
| How do you praise/That guy was dead in thirty days! | |
| Never had a son/Then he fought the War of 1812 | |
| Fell down a lot | |
| Learns to play politics/Next time he’s the one that the Country picks | |
| After [John Tyler] | |
| A period spannin’/Four long years with _____ | |
| Said “read my lips” | |