| Quote | Answer | Extra |
| 'I'm not going to call an ambulance because if i do you won't learn anything'. | |
| 'I spit in your mouth when you sleep!' | |
| 'OH! mmm yes oh god this is better than SEX!' | |
| 'People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened' | |
| 'The basterds murdered half my family!' | |
| 'To the pope mobile!' | |
| 'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the driving test?' | |
| 'Bugger the table plan , give me dinner!' | |
| 'You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber' | |
| 'If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!' | |
| ' Do you work in a strip club?' | |
| 'Guns don't kill people , dangerous minorities do' | |
| 'Arn't most of you descended from pirates?' | |
| 'Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France' | |
| 'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty eyed !' | |
| “You managed not to get eaten, then?” | |
| 'Nothing says obey me like a bloody head on a fence post!' | |
| 'It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.' 'I meant to say cowboys.' | |
| 'It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't run by it's people' | |
| 'You are a woman ,arn't you!' | |
| 'I'm not going to call an ambulance because if i do you won't learn anything'. | |
| 'I spit in your mouth when you sleep!' | |
| 'OH! mmm yes oh god this is better than SEX!' | |
| 'People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened' | |
| 'The basterds murdered half my family!' | |
| 'To the pope mobile!' | |
| 'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the driving test?' | |
| 'Bugger the table plan , give me dinner!' | |
| 'You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber' | |
| 'If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!' | |