| Movie Line | Movie |
| 'Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?' | |
| 'Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.' | |
| 'Son of a motherless goat' | |
| 'Get that corn outta my face!' | |
| 'If you can dream it, you can do it' | |
| 'He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.' | |
| 'Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!' | |
| 'Smite me, O Mighty Smiter.' | |
| 'And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey. Thanks for the free parking.' | |
| 'My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah' | |
| 'What is this? A center for ants?' | |
| 'NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!' | |
| 'That was my agent, I'm a new spokesman for Nike. Just do it!' | |
| | Movie Line | Movie |
| 'All I heard was, 'blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp.' | |
| 'Milk was a bad choice' | |
| 'Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.' | |
| 'The price is wrong, b****' | |
| 'Paging Dr. Faggot' | |
| 'Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous?' | |
| 'If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis' | |
| 'I thought you were crazy but now I see your nuts.' | |
| 'Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.' | |
| 'Way to go, Bing Bong!' | |
| 'If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.' | |
| 'Mini Me, stop humping the 'laser' | |
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