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| This chelloveck had a horrorshow time with his droogs at St. Edmund's Elementary School. | |
| Although his date of birth is still unknown/In April we do note his great renown | |
| It is universally acknowledged that she almost died of typhus at eight years old. | |
| He was born in Union County, not Yoknapatawpha. | |
| Things fell apart for this author when he got a second-class university degree. | |
| She learned to Use--Dashes and Slant Rhyme--at Mount Holyoke--Family--Seminary | |
| He had two sisters, so he never had the experience of having a big brother. | |
| He behaved badly at Magdalen College, not understanding the importance of earnestness. | |
| He didn't find no humor in his brother's 1858 death while he was a-workin' on the river. | |
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| He called the cigarettes that he smoked, 'a classy way to commit suicide.' So it goes. | |
| Just like all happy families, his wife Sophia proof-read his novels. | |
| God, he hated that phony girl Oona O'Neill when he was dating her. | |
| He received an operation to correct an eye condition, but it didn't help him with the fatwa problem. | |
| When drawing a portrait of this artist as a young man, we should remember he was afraid of dogs and thunderstorms. | |
| Like one of his characters, he had epilepsy; unlike that character, he was the second-oldest, not fourth-oldest brother. | |
| He was born in Chicago. He liked to fish. And drink beer. | |
| The first time he saw Shirley Held, he fell madly in love with her. | |
| Working at Blacking Warehouse was among his worst of times as a child. | |
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