The Wire Quotes by Season

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Can you name the season of The Wire for each quote?

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'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs
'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
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'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
'Nice dolphin, ****.'Monk
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor

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