The Wire Quotes by Season

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Can you name the season of The Wire for each quote?

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QuoteSeasonSaid By:
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'Nice dolphin, ****.'Monk
'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor
'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot
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'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon
'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe

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