The Wire Quotes by Season

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'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe
'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'Nice dolphin, ****.'Monk
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'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs

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