The Wire Quotes by Season

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QuoteSeasonSaid By:
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
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'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot
'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor
'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon
'Nice dolphin, nigga.'Monk
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti

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