The Wire Quotes by Season

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Can you name the season of The Wire for each quote?

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QuoteSeasonSaid By:
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti
'Nice dolphin, ****.'Monk
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
QuoteSeasonSaid By:
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon

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