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Can you name the season of The Wire for each quote?

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'I want to go to jail for snatching something better than Marlo Stanfield's f**king lunch order.'Leander Sydnor
'And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Colicchio.'Bodie
'If you have a problem with this, I understand completely, and urge you to get as far away from me as you can.'Lester Freamon
'It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.'Ervin Burrell
'Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.'Omar
'Nice dolphin, ****.'Monk
'For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here and you tryin' to be like Pat Riley.'Avon Barksdale
'A life Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the s**t that happens to you when you're waiting for moments that never come.'Lester Freamon
'The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherf**ker'Bunk
'You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money... and you don't know where the f**k is going to take you. 'Lester Freamon
'Yes, hello. This is Ervin Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf. I'm calling in regards to a Sergeant Thomas Hauk...'Prop Joe
'This is Baltimore Police Department, not Roland Park Ladies Tea.'Stan Valchek
'No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.'Prez
'Thin line 'tween heaven and here.'Bubbles
QuoteSeasonSaid By:
'You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherf**ker' Bodie
'Crawl. Walk. And then run.'Clay Davis
'I got nephews and in-laws f**king all my s**t up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.'Prop Joe
'Do I look like George Washington Carver?'Bunk
'That's good. That's like a forty-degree day.'Stringer Bell
'Marlo's an ass hole. He doesn't get to win. We get to win.'Jimmy McNulty
'You can't even think of calling this s**t a war. Wars end.'Ellis Carver
'Hey Norman. Know what I had for dinner last night? Tuna sub. I ate in the car.'Carcetti
'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.'Kima Greggs
'If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.'Slim Charles
'I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.'Omar
'He f**ked with my fish though A. Man, I don't... He ain't have to go there, man.'Wee-Bey
'I'm Cedric Daniels. But I mostly go by... lieutenant.'Cedric Daniels
'World goin' one way, people another.'Poot

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