| Lyrics | Song |
| I'm just seven hours old Truly beautiful to behold And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled | |
| Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space And this is how the message ran... | |
| Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover | |
| And crawling on the planet's face Some insects called the human race Lost in time, and lost in space And meaning | |
| Whatever happened to Saturday night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine | |
| On the day I went away Goodbye Was all I had to say Now I I want to come again and stay Oh my | |
| It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded, I see all | |
| Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so | |
| Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door And threw away the key | |
| In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night Burning bright There's a guiding star No matter what or who you are | |
| I thought there's no use getting Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble And seat wetting Now all I want to know Is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more | |
| He'll eat nutritious, high protein And swallow raw eggs Try to build up his shoulders His chest, arms, and legs Such an effort If he only knew of my plan In just seven days | |