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Some of these quotations are doubtless apocryphal - but they're widely attributed to the people in question, and fun anyway. Additional suggestions welcome.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried - you float.
Codeine... Bourbon... [Last Words]
What brings me to Canada? I was in a bar in Dublin and I saw a coaster that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’. I thought I’d give it a shot.
Eventually, when I came out at the end of the three-months stint, I went straight to the French House in Soho for a drink to celebrate the fact that I no longer drank.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I squandered.
I should never have switched from scotch to Martinis. [Last Words]
A man could write much better after eating a porterhouse steak and drinking a pint of whiskey than he could ever write after eating a nickel candy bar.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take a strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations, and to addict themselves to sack.
In the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure I'm dizzy and nauseous. But where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
[So many writers] did some of their finest work when blotto, smashed, polluted, shitfaced, squiffy, whiffled, and three sheets to the wind.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Booze is the most outrageous of drugs, which is why I chose it.
I like to have a martini, / Two at the very most. / After three I'm under the table, / After four I'm under the host.
Let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we die.
I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
You meet a better class of people in pubs.
To alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
I've had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record. [Last Words]
Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
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