| Quotes Said | Who Said Them |
| 'Have You Had Your Tea?' | |
| 'Finger My Arse' | |
| 'I never drink me, just a sherry at Christmas, whiskey at new year, and a bottle of stout' | |
| 'I don't care whether they're gay, straight or Australian' | |
| 'I've never even drank ethanol' | |
| 'Yeahhh...' | |
| 'If that's the invisible man, tell him I can't see him' | |
| 'You don't have to bring sh*t into it, love' | |
| 'Your'e as tight as a crabs arse' | |
| 'I have to do everything around here' | |
| 'No, I never liked her even when we were best friends' | |
| 'On my way to the dance..... The REDUNdance!' | |
| 'Alright James' | |
| 'Don't worry about me, Barb, I'll eat any old sh*te!' | |
| 'He changes his clothes more than Noddy him' | |
| Elsie was only eighty eight you know, she had her whole life ahead of her' | |
| 'It's a business trip; innit?' | |
| 'Baby David bought it me' | |
| 'I made a garage out of one of Denises' old shoeboxes' | |
| 'Oh, I don't know...' | |
| | Quotes Said | Who Said Them |
| 'I do love to work' | |
| 'Roger and I thought we could all chip in for a terrace' | |
| 'Once, I made more in a day than i did in a year' | |
| 'Could you do us a borrow' | |
| 'I'm sick of chops' | |
| 'We're not gonna have chips every night' | |
| 'That's 3 pounds for London' | |
| 'Aurgghh, blimey' | |
| 'I'm talkng about you the living bloody dead!' | |
| 'Aye, a little baby' | |
| 'She don't half play a good tune on the old flute' | |
| Oh, Michelle, I think I have one of your children in my class' | |
| 'I'm gonna go shake hands with the one eyed milkman!' | |
| 'I do loove the gays!, I do loove the gays!' | |
| 'Oh, I'm ashamed of this family I am really' | |
| 'When i came out of the toilet she was around him, like flies around sh*t' | |
| 'See you are a good mother' | |
| 'There's no Picalilly left in this jar' | |
| 'Me and Emma, we getting engaged' | |
| 'Rodger my arse!!' | |
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