| Town | Town | Homophone |
| Middlesex home of Ali G sounds like your pants need cleaning | |
| Northern cathedral city sounds like the main ingredient of pasta | |
| Isle of Wight regatta town sounds like the bull's luck is in | |
| Northumberland town sounds like Noel Coward's spirit | |
| Rugby-playing Manchester suburb sounds like vital equipment on a yacht | |
| Cornish town sounds like rain that can hurt you | |
| East Riding port sounds like Frasier out of Dad's Army | |
| Town in NW Greater London sounds like Hendrix's purple one | |
| Site of William and Harry's school sounds like what happened to your breakfast | |
| Yorkshire city sounds like what a salesman follows up on | |