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| And that became, 'They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps? | |
| Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small businessman magazine | |
| Let's see how her trip has been since her last card. 'Dear Lorelai, kicked a dog, then punched a gypsy in the groin.' Oh, that's nice. | |
| I'll be with my friends, you'll be with yours. Then we'll hook up later. It'll be just like junior year! Except we're married, you're pregnant, and everything is different | |
| Uh... My name is...Pea...Tear...Griffin... | |
| Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame-ass part with the accountants | |
| I sat there in the dark..... alone, broken. On the eve of my son's first game in the NBA. I sat alone on a playground basketball court and waited for death. I'd been given only day | |
| Oh, my God! They killed Kenny | |
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| That's not a mannequinn that's a hannahquinn miss montanaquinn | |
| Look, not everybody is trying to change the world, Earl. Some of us are just trying to get our fair taste of a waterbed business after our parents kick the bucket | |
| What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made 'bad choices'? | |
| I’m sick of you being so damn perfect all the time. You’re this plastic suburban housewife with her pearls and her spatula. | |
| Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by | |
| Your not aware of an underground canal system beneath the hospital are you? I think i saw a manatee! | |
| Getting hurt is like boys' jobs. Last summer Jake actually fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub. | |
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