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Why is an orange like a bell?
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
What is it that no man wants to have, yet no man wants to lose?
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail, yet has four fingers and a thumb?
Why is a quarrel like a bargain?
What kind of pins are used in soup?
What was Joan of Arc made of?
How many sides has a circle?
What president of the United States wore the biggest hat?
When is a person like a piece of wood?
What room can no one enter?
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep?
What won't run long without winding?
Why is a woman in love like a welder?
What is it that is always coming but never arrives?
What is black and white and red all over?
What has branches and leaves and no bark?
The more you take away, the larger it grows.
What has 4 legs, runs day and night, but never gets anywhere?
How do you make a dishonest shortcake?
What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive?
When is a new car considered to be seedy?
When is a bonnet not a bonnet?
When does a Boy Wonder rhyme with bubble?
Why is a bear like a fallen tree?
Why is silk like grass?
When is a man a stupid relative?
What kind of machine has ears?
Why does a cowboy wear a tight belt?
Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight?
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