| Lyrics | Broadway Lyricist | Song and Broadway Musical it's from |
| 'People's feelings are sensitive plants, Try not to trample the soil and spoil romance. Go slow, Johnny' | |
| 'I'm an ordinary woman with feelings. I'd like a man to nibble on my ear. But I'll admit no man has bit... so how come I'm the mother of the year?' | |
| 'Love's a fake. Love's a fable. Just a painting on a ceiling, just a children's fairy tale. Still you have to look and look...' | |
| 'Speaking of miracles, this must be it; Just when I started to learn how to knit. I'm all in stitches from finding what riches a waltz can reveal, with a real live girl.' | |
| 'I get no kick in a plane. Flying too high with some guy in the sky is my idea of nothing to do. Yet I get a kick out of you.' | |
| 'Good morning, starshine. The earth says, 'Hello!' You twinkle above us; we twinkle below. | |
| 'The best kind of clothes for a protest pose is this ensemble of pantyhose pulled over the shorts, worn under the skirt that doubles as a cape.' | |
| 'Your life long membership is free. Keep a-giving each brother all you can. Oh, aren't you proud to be in that fraternity, the great big brotherhood of man?' | |
| 'I wrote a song six years ago while playing in a wedding band. The word got out and suddenly, the band and I are in demand.' | |
| 'I've been thinkin' aboutcha since receivin' your call. Can't see livin' withoutcha, you've got me mind, soul, body and all.' | |
| | Lyrics | Broadway Lyricist | Song and Broadway Musical it's from |
| 'Here is the drag. See how it goes. Down on your heels, up on your toes. That’s the way to do the varsity drag!' | |
| 'Things are mending now, I see a rainbow blending now. We'll have a happy ending now, taking a chance on love.' | |
| 'In a very unusual way, you were my friend. Maybe it lasted a day, Maybe it lasted an hour, But somehow it will never end.' | |
| 'Just when I think I'm free as a dove, old devil moon deep in your eyes, blinds me with love.' | |
| 'Omigod you guys, looks like Elle's gonna win the prize. If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Omigod, you guys!' | |
| '76 trombones caught the morning sun, with 110 cornets right behind. There were more than a thousand reeds springing up like weeds. There were horns of ev'ry shape and kind.' | |
| 'And from the way that I feel when that bell starts to peal, I could swear I was falling, I would swear I was falling... It's almost like being in love.' | |
| 'I cook like Betty Crocker and I look like Donna Reed. There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean In the Pine-Sol scented air, somewhere that's green.' | |
| 'I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.' | |
| 'The two-sided mint is the rule, not exception, And would you not quite feel quite the fool of deception To find the same face on both sides of the coin?' | |
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