| Opening Lyric | Song |
| 'Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC, didn't get to bed last night...' | |
| 'Try to see it my way, do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?...' | |
| 'When I get older losing my hair, many years from now...' | |
| 'Oh yeah, I'll tell you something I think you'll understand...' | |
| 'I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad is going away...' | |
| 'Ah, look at all the lonely people...' | |
| 'You say yes, I say no, you say stop, and I say go, go, go...' | |
| 'I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...' | |
| '[Title], dont make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better...' | |
| 'Here come old flat top, he come groovin' up slowly...' | |
| 'When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...' | |
| 'Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home...' | |
| '[Title x2], and I say, it's alright. Little darling, its been a long, cold, lonely winter...' | |
| 'In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed the sea...' | |
| 'What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?' | |
| 'Ooh I need your love, babe, guess you know it's true...' | |
| 'When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide...' | |
| 'Desmond has his barrow in the market place, Molly is the singer in a band...' | |
| '[Title] singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly...' | |
| 'Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies...' | |
| 'Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland or France...' | |
| 'Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup...' | |
| 'There's a fog upon L.A. and my friends have lost their way...' | |
| '[Title], my belle, these are words that go together well...' | |